Jack in the Ass

A cream of the crop jack ass; An elite group of jack asses that deserves to be classified one step higher.

A jack in the ass cop just searched my car E legally and found nothing like I told him. I wonder why people in town don't respect the law?

You are one sincere jack in the ass.

Jack in the Ass by Hatsitting203 November 14, 2010

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Jack in the Ass

When you go to Jack in the Box but the employee treats you like shit

I went to Jack in the Box yesterday but the Jack in the Ass wouldn’t give me extra sauce

Jack in the Ass by AlphaHormesis November 15, 2022

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Jack-in-the-ass

When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!

Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.

Jack-in-the-ass by K-Train91 April 17, 2017

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Jack in the Box ass nigga

A hater that stays talking breakfast 24/7, A rat that if he knows what's good for him stays out of my trap.

You snitched again dog? Yous a jack in the box ass nigga; always talkin breakfast.

Jack in the Box ass nigga by never talkin dinner July 11, 2011

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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