Jack Power
A nigga with a big ass cock and gets all the girls. He is extremely respectful and far away from being shameless. Nigga attracts not only girls but boys.
Jack Power by anonymous November 23, 2021
Jack Bauer Power Dump
1. Noun
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
2. Verb
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
"Man, I just took a huge Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."
Jack Bauer Power Dump by Crapper July 22, 2008
Related Words
jack bauer power hour
College-going fans have developed a drinking game in which you have to down one shot for every time Jack Bauer says "Damn it," which is the show's "Fuck" and "Shit" substitute.
"During one episode, by the end of the show there had to be fourteen 'Damn its.' I could just see all those college kids going, "Oh Fuck!" and "What a great jack bauer power hour..."
-Kiefer Sutherland, Rolling Stone >> April 20, 2006
-Kiefer Sutherland, Rolling Stone >> April 20, 2006
jack bauer power hour by maria luisa May 11, 2006
Power Jack
Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.
Power Jack by Damon K. September 28, 2021
Jack Bauer Power Hour
The timeslot where "24" is televised. Literally, an hour (minus commercials) of Jack Bauer (bad-ass counter-terrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland) using his power (knocking off the bad guys in bad-ass ways).
Dude, want to head downtown, have a few beers and grab some tail?
What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!
What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!
Jack Bauer Power Hour by Zipster May 16, 2005
Jack Bauer Power Shower
A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.
Jack Bauer Power Shower by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010
Jack Bauer Power Hour
Jack Bauer Power Hour (aka the best damn time of the week) occurs monday nights (or any other time of the week as long as you have an episode of 24, including commercial break (so you get the full 60 minutes)) where a shot of beer is taken for every minute Jack is in the field. If Jack is in the field kicking ass and putting his life on the line to save the US, we can at least show some respect by drinking some beer. God Bless Jack Bauer.
Hot Chick: Hey babe, wanna come out with me and my sorority girlfriends Monday night for some drinks?
Man: Fuck that, 24 is on and I have Jack Bauer Power Hour. Besides, sorority chicks are bitches.
Man: Fuck that, 24 is on and I have Jack Bauer Power Hour. Besides, sorority chicks are bitches.
Jack Bauer Power Hour by SneakyFoot March 2, 2010