During the commericals on 24, Jack Bauer quickly takes huge shits that are both extremly quick and extremly potent
To take a Jack Bauer Power Dump
When out in public and you have to take a dump really bad and have to use a public toilet but don't want to spend a lot of time on the seat so you force everything out really fast.
"Jack where have you been?" "Taking a Jack Bauer Power Dump."