JaVAB 

(N.) when you have a hot girl in your bed and begin to feel horny.. you then turn away from her and start jacking off..?

FucK! i had to JAvablast night!

JaVAB by ? September 22, 2003

javaho 

Slang for a Jehovah's Witness. Made famous by Comedian Don Barris to describe "Windy City Heat" star Perry Caravello.

Perry, you javaho piece of shit italian fuck!

javaho by ScareMaster October 25, 2015

Jababa Lips 

Big lips, that require repetitive licking to stay moist, and are normally of African-American decent.

Daaaang...look at the jababa lips on that guy. He could give Angelina Jolie a run for her money.

Jababa Lips by Lady Glock August 19, 2011

Java Junkie 

The common ship name for Luke/Lorelai in the TV show Gilmore Girls. Sometimes abbriviated to JJ.

Person 1: Christopher and Lorelai belong together!

Person 2: What are you on? Luke is the greatest. I'm a java junkie all the way!

Java Junkie by sunshinegirl64 October 23, 2008

javafart

The horrible, disgusting, frustrating error message thrown out by Java

An example of javafart:

java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space
at java.util.Arrays.copyOf(Arrays.java:2882)
at java.lang.ConcreteStringBuilder.expandCapacity(ConcreteStringBuilder.java:100)
at java.lang.ConcreteStringBuilder.append(ConcreteStringBuilder.java:390)
at java.lang.StringBuffer.append(StringBuffer.java:224)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.addChildLM(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:275)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.addChildLMs(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:289)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.createLineChainFood(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:205)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.createNextChildLMs(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:173)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.LMiter.hasNext(LMiter.java:40)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.getChildLM(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getBreakBefore(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:978)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.addKnuthElementsForBreakBefore(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:954)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:253)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableCellFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableCellFavoutChainFood.java:170)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.RowGroupFavoutChainFood.createElementsForRowGroup(RowGroupFavoutChainFood.java:120)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.RowGroupFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(RowGroupFavoutChainFood.java:60)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableContentFavoutChainFood.getKnuthElementsForRowIterator(TableContentFavoutChainFood.java:220)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableContentFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableContentFavoutChainFood.java:172)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableFavoutChainFood.java:247)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:294)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:294)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.StaticContentFavoutChainFood$StaticContentBreaker.getNextKnuthElements(StaticContentFavoutChainFood.java:318)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteBreaker.getNextBlockList(ConcreteBreaker.java:552)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteBreaker.doFavout(ConcreteBreaker.java:302)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.StaticContentFavoutChainFood.doFavout(StaticContentFavoutChainFood.java:240)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.FavoutSideRegion(PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:156)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.finishPage(PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:163)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcretePageSequenceFavoutChainFood.makeNewPage(ConcretePageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:284)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageBreaker.handleBreakTrait(PageBreaker.java:494)

javafart by bombi October 14, 2008

Jalabola 

Venezuelan and latinoamericanos word. Someone who usually praise others to get something in return (a benefit or some material)

Le jalebola para que me invitara
Eres un jalabola!

Your such a jalabola!

Jalabola by ... a November 25, 2018

javaHoe 

A female programmer who uses Java a lot.
(And does typical things hoes do).

Jessica is always on Matt's damn computer even when she's not debugging for work. She's such a javaHoe.

javaHoe by kM(Squared) June 17, 2019