ironess

a woman that has significant body odor, i.e. smelling like iron

A: "went on a date with this tinder chick, turned out she was a total ironess"

B: "EUCH!"

ironess by herschel goldbergstein August 9, 2020

Ironess

The name given by default to the god of ironing out those horrible looking wrinkles and creases in your clothing!

The ironess removed the clothing from the eternal pool of washing to straighten the clothes with her gracious iron

Ironess by Rokket October 3, 2009

Ironass 

One who does not have an Ironass, nor is he an ass. He is a unique individual with the simple knowledge of coding, and who sucks on drums.

Me: I challenge you to a drum duel
Me: and I will win
Ironass: Then Ill pay a mexican to come up with a shank and stab you
Me: You would have to
Me: since its a fight to the death
Ironass: I dont care
Ironass: As long as some one gets stabbed

Ironass by mEkImIrMe January 28, 2005

Ironest 

Portmanteau of 'ironic' and 'honest.' For when you like something ironically AND in earnest.

I used to only like Pokemon ironically, but I've been playing Pokemon Go and I'm starting to actually like it ironestly.

Ironest by DJradiotic June 1, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016