One who does not have an Ironass, nor is he an ass. He is a unique individual with the simple knowledge of coding, and who sucks on drums.
Me: I challenge you to a drum duel
Me: and I will win
Ironass: Then Ill pay a mexican to come up with a shank and stab you
Me: You would have to
Me: since its a fight to the death
Ironass: I dont care
Ironass: As long as some one gets stabbed