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investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.
"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

investibate 

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).
"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."

investihater 

Someone who is able to find out the truth when being lied to and in turn retaliates with a smarter technique like exposing the liars dirt. Most "investihating" resources are the internet, computer, myspace, cell phones, cell phone bills, passwords, and being nosie.
I found out about my ex-boyfriends infedility when I started going through his computer. It all started on Myspace, soon I was online checking any and all of his accounts that were started by him. It was easy. After I sent out bulletins of him in my bikini bottoms(only) to all of his work associates, I received my "Investihater" badge. Wanna see it?
investihater by cdubyas December 13, 2008

investiHATE 

Investigating a person for the main or sole purpose of hating on them.
I have to investiHATE this new guy that my homegirl is seeing
investiHATE by A. Neal January 23, 2008

Investigated myself 

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye
"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

investiHATE 

Investigating a person for the main or sole purpose of hating on them.
I have to investiHATE this new guy that my homegirl is seeing
investiHATE by A. Neal January 24, 2008