6 definitions by jim6471
by jim6471 May 23, 2018
Some BS that FB made up to let all your friends/everyone else know who you’re currently fucking.....Stealth motherfuckers(who think they’re sneaky as fuck),just put “in a relationship”,without really specifying who it is(that they’re fucking).....Really,it’s not an official relationship status.....Women like to put it on their relationship status(to keep all of the hard dicks away),and men like to put it(to let everyone know who they’re fucking,and that they’re fucking someone currently).....Doesn’t really matter(who it is),they’re fucking.....As long as they are.
“Is that who Barbara is currently fucking?”....”How can she be “in a relationship”,when her sorry ass is married?”....”.Why is she pretending to be available when she’s not?”.
by jim6471 November 17, 2020
by jim6471 October 6, 2020
What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.
“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”
by jim6471 April 13, 2021
by jim6471 September 8, 2019
When you’re married,and afraid to get divorced,so you go on Facebook to scope for strange dick...In addition,you act like you’re single,and put for a relationship status that you’re “In a Relationship”,when your sorry ass is in reality,married...”Hey,Barbara!”....”Is that strange dick you’re dicking down worth it?”...”Is the strange dick worth jeopardizing your marriage?”..............”Fuck,yeah,it is!”
“I don’t want regular dick.”....”I want strange dick(even with all of the STD’s,and COVID-19 floating around!)”....”Fuck it,and everyone else(as long as I get what I want!)”.
by jim6471 November 1, 2020