intel 

A very expensive and inefficient air heater.

"Shniel Shniel!! Crank up ze Intel before I get ze frostbite on mein fingers!!"

intel by N3ODI November 29, 2004

Intel 

1) A CPU manufactuer that is win/loose on most of their CPUs

2) Short version of Intelligence, which many people lack in our world of reality TV and Oprah

1- Intel just screwed me over, i want my money back!

2- We just got Intel on the WMDs, hope its correct.

Intel by SecCom October 9, 2004

Intel 

Technology company manufacturing computer processors and long, techincal-sounding names for the processors.

"Selected Dell PCs use Intel Core Duo 2 Centrino Mobile Extreme Edition processors. #Dum da duh da dum."

Intel by Paul June 18, 2006

Intel 

Short for "Intelligence".

We will use our intel to seek out and destroy.

Intel by spam000 April 9, 2006

intel 

1. computer parts manufacturer

2. intellegence, or information. 411

my intel comp sux!

intel reports the hamburger will make you sick!

intel by iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii January 24, 2004

Intel 

*A corporation that developed computer processors bearing its name, known for being very powerful, yet overpriced.

*Short for "intelligence", often government-related intelligence-gathering, often from the CIA, NSA, FBI.

"My most favorite Intel commercials are : the very first one, and the one with the Simpsons."

"Intel shows that the building is jam-packed with heavily-armed terrorists."
"Goodie."

Intel by Dave September 10, 2004

Intel 

Short for pseudo-intellectuals. People who think they know more than they do. You can often find them reading the abstracts of scientific studies.

"God, James is being such an intel today."

Intel by jfy December 30, 2019