Imhotep 

The masculine incarnation of an Egyptian totem pole that turns invisible when Jean stands exactly one nautical mile from Lord Scotland, to quote the BBC series "Look around you." Imhotep is closely related to the feminine totem-pole embodiment, Imogen, whose depiction appears in the sculptures of Imogen Stuart.

How tall is Imhotep? Unfortunately, Imhotep is invisible.

Imhotep by Lord Scotland August 9, 2009

Imhotep 

Imhotep is a name given to a man that preforms the most deeds, to the highest level of any gay male. He is the creator of the faggotism act.

And on this day Logan turned into Imhotep

Imhotep by Longshlong10 October 11, 2022

Imotep 

The high priest who suffered the Hum-die- An unholy ancient punishment. He was awakened and cause a nasty sandstorm or two before getting Sc0ned by Brendan Fraiser and his shotgun.

Mummy: AHAHAHAHAHAHH
O'Connell: AHHHHHHHHH
"Chick Chick" "Bang!"
Lack of torso

Imotep by Xel'Naga April 4, 2005

Imhotep69 

Dead carcass that occasionally appears, dressed as a Pokemon character on an escalator. This particular sub-species of the human race enjoys: dressing up as Michael Jackson, shouting "Hit it!" at random times and not giving up their seats on trains for elderly women. However, when tempted with apple pie and a tender and loving funky Kong, can create wonderous "my nama jef" memes.

Imhotep69: my nama-
Person: That type of humour isn't funny honestly can't you think if anything original

Imhotep69 by Dramione_addiction_28 January 5, 2017