Top Definition
The masculine incarnation of an Egyptian totem pole that turns invisible when Jean stands exactly one nautical mile from Lord Scotland, to quote the BBC series "Look around you." Imhotep is closely related to the feminine totem-pole embodiment, Imogen, whose depiction appears in the sculptures of Imogen Stuart.
How tall is Imhotep? Unfortunately, Imhotep is invisible.
by Lord Scotland August 09, 2009
The imhotep is to find a female, throw sand in her face and then procede to have sex with her. A beach is the recommended area to participate in this activity and consent is optional.

Imhotep was also the evil character in The Mummy.
Dude, I Imhoteped some girl last night it was awsome.
by 123456d24 June 16, 2008
Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.