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ithings
IOT refers to the NETWORK that connects things. The THINGS that are connected to the network will eventually be known as iTHINGS.
The Internet of things (stylised Internet of Things or IoT) is the internetworking of physical devices, vehicles, buildings, and other items (also referred to as "ithings")—embedded with electronics, software, sensors, actuators, and network connectivity that enable these objects to collect and exchange data.
Iftier Hoque
A substance harder than diamond, and is used in many Mini Coopers, large Limo's, very big and juicey steakhouses and angus's, also a common tool used by greasy mechanics.
And may be used in the manufacture of flotation devices and Big Badongo's
And may be used in the manufacture of flotation devices and Big Badongo's
Guy 1 "Hey, did you hear about the Greasy Mechanic killer who drove his Mini Cooper into a Garage?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he could of only achieved it with the miracle of Iftier Hoque"
Guy 1 ":O"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he could of only achieved it with the miracle of Iftier Hoque"
Guy 1 ":O"
Iftier Hoque by Spinazania June 19, 2011
ifhits
ifhits- a term coined on the Fall of the west message board, meaning I Find Humor In That Statement.
ifhits by Ex-Comrade August 5, 2006
ithig
a word that is put between syllables of a word to form a coded language. Also, a song on "the red album" by DOLL that can be found on YouTube.
I love you = I lithigove yithigou
I hate that person = I hithigate thithigat pithigersithigon
Don't tell Mary I'm pregnant = Dithigon't tithigell Mary I'm prithigegithignant.
I hate that person = I hithigate thithigat pithigersithigon
Don't tell Mary I'm pregnant = Dithigon't tithigell Mary I'm prithigegithignant.
IThinkASpoonCameOutOfMyBumWhenIWasEatingMySister
IThinkASpoonCameOutOfMyBumWhenIWasEatingMySister by Notlyingactuallytruedefinition September 15, 2018
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"