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IXL Math 

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A useless, repetitive math website that causes the pulling out of hair, suicidal thoughts, stress, and occasionally, constipation and computer damage.

All it is, is just endless solving of math problems for crummy little drawings and paper certificates.

Did I mention if you get a question wrong, your "smartscore" drops by 10?
"Dude, can you come over to play ball?"

"No sorry, I have to finish my IXL Math. It counts for half of my grade"

"That's dumb!"

"Yeah, I've already thrown my computer a few times, and my butt hurts from sitting on my chair this long"
IXL Math by Eugeneius April 25, 2013
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IXL math 

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IXL Math is a website labeled as a "game," if you click this website "thinking it's a game" you are very wrong, IXL Math is a actually a "suffering simulator" considering the repetitive annoying math questions you are asked to solve, it's crappy, pointless prizes, the the amount of hours sitting at your desk pulling your hair out, crying, having a butt ache, and having severe migraines, it's useless explanations and it's terrible point system, more than math IXL teaches you that you are useless and that you will never amount to anything in life, fun fact!: also contains adhd, ptsd, trauma, did, add, depression, anxiety, and self mental abuse and torture, and it all costs a buttload of cash every month, this website is a scam, i've already warned you, well have "fun"
IXL Math- "Practice that feels like play!"
Person 1- "Yeah right! What a joke!"

Person 2- "Bro! It's litterally been 3 hours! How long are you going to spend on your homework!?"

Person 3- "I'm not even halfway done, I'm still at 65 on IXL, and after that I have history homework, after all of this I guess I'll sleep. I'm having a severe migraine rn!
IXL math by Thatonecreepyidiot00000 March 31, 2022
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