1) JEREMY:
If you share your can of
coke between more than 5 people the last 5% of your refreshing drink will be made up of pure
spit .. and not only this, wtf is up with global warming i mean
god its almost as bad as that cake mrs
brown made ..... OMG
BEN:
what?
JEREMY:
i'm such an iWaffle .....
BEN:
totally :|
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2) Gangster 1:
do you hear the cleansing sound of hip hop music whilst we partake in out joyous breakfase of Fresh waffles
Gangster 2:
Fo
shizzle! what is this magic Brutha!
Gangster 1:
its my new iwaffle, i totally nicked them
from tesco....they
play propa up music for our enjoyment while we fill our stomachs with the heavinly taste of waffles ... with syrup.
gangster 2:
I prefere bagles ....
gangster 1: :|