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IWAF by sunshyne0672 October 13, 2011
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1) when one realises that they often talk about subjects that are Irrelevant and not often interesting!
2) A waffle manufactured by the company apple! it plays music while you eat breakfast!
2) A waffle manufactured by the company apple! it plays music while you eat breakfast!
1) JEREMY:
If you share your can of coke between more than 5 people the last 5% of your refreshing drink will be made up of pure spit .. and not only this, wtf is up with global warming i mean god its almost as bad as that cake mrs brown made ..... OMG
BEN:
what?
JEREMY:
i'm such an iWaffle .....
BEN:
totally :|
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2) Gangster 1:
do you hear the cleansing sound of hip hop music whilst we partake in out joyous breakfase of Fresh waffles
Gangster 2:
Fo shizzle! what is this magic Brutha!
Gangster 1:
its my new iwaffle, i totally nicked them
from tesco....they play propa up music for our enjoyment while we fill our stomachs with the heavinly taste of waffles ... with syrup.
gangster 2:
I prefere bagles ....
gangster 1: :|
If you share your can of coke between more than 5 people the last 5% of your refreshing drink will be made up of pure spit .. and not only this, wtf is up with global warming i mean god its almost as bad as that cake mrs brown made ..... OMG
BEN:
what?
JEREMY:
i'm such an iWaffle .....
BEN:
totally :|
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2) Gangster 1:
do you hear the cleansing sound of hip hop music whilst we partake in out joyous breakfase of Fresh waffles
Gangster 2:
Fo shizzle! what is this magic Brutha!
Gangster 1:
its my new iwaffle, i totally nicked them
from tesco....they play propa up music for our enjoyment while we fill our stomachs with the heavinly taste of waffles ... with syrup.
gangster 2:
I prefere bagles ....
gangster 1: :|
iWaffle by The original waffle December 11, 2006
iWaffle
The act of pooping on the keyboard of an open Notebook (or any laptop), then closing the laptop, pressing the feces and giving them a waffle-like texture.
iWaffle by don'tworryaboutit September 29, 2012
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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