Humoctopus 

A genetic experiment gone horribly awry. Half human, half octupus.

It conjurs images of loathing disgust. It must be a humoctopus.

Humoctopus by Terry Swanson December 11, 2005

Hoctopus 

Definition - Flying octopus

Pretty much a octopus if it could fly fam.

Dude look up at that hoctopus

Hoctopus by Kazi February 19, 2021

Hoctopus 

A word that you accidentally say when you meant to say "Hippopotamus"

Cierra: "A hoctopus!"

Derek: "Hahahahahahahahaha, what?"

Cierra: "Oh man, I meant to say hippo!"

Derek: "That sounds nothing alike!"

And then you both laugh for five minutes.

Hoctopus by MeaniieFace10 September 14, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022