1. Offers little or infantile conversation.
2. Assumes that he is your dance partner and follows you to the floor.
3. Attempts to make himself a 'sheik' with his 'harem'; namely, you and your friends.
4. Doesn't even offer to buy drinks.
5. Often a sub par specimen to look at.
Yania: Yeah, WTF! He is totally cramping our style! I was talking to this hottie and he rolled up and cb'd me!
Alice: Girls, he is a total hover-a-bitch!