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1. par
When something bad happens to you or your being ignored
Person 1: You just missed the bus!
Person 2: Thats a par!
2. par
Long Ting. Basically.
Person 1: He said we should go to his house
Person 2: Kmt, That's a PAR man.
3. par
Slang. When a person is insulted or dissed it means they have been parred.
Richard: What time is it?
John: Time to fuck your mum.
Kenny: Eeey blud dat's a par!
4. par
Basically a diss. When someone disses you, they par you.
Guy: I bet your pussy has spots.
Guy 2: Ohhh you just got parred!

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Girl: He doesn't like you. He says your hair is bad.
Girl 2: Ahh that's a par.
5. Par
The redneck pronounciation of power, usually used after white, declaring your white heritage
two rednecks riding down the road yelling "white par" to other rednecks, they reply "white par"
6. par
to par with someone means to hang around with them. for example you par with your close bredrins. who you associate yourself with.
" nah fam, last week i was parrin with those boys from N1"

"I par with my close friends and smoke weed"
7. Par
A small town/village hybrid in East Cornwall, UK. Unlike it's smaller cousin village Tywardreath, Par is mildly entertaining, if only in the form of the casual crime perpetuated by the Year 10's and 11's of nearby Fowey School.

The rise of casual crime in Par went relatively unnoticed by the inhabitants until an innocent man was beaten to death on Par Beach by four drunken thugs. Since then there has been a spate of beatings, graffiti and general vandalism.

One common sight in Par is the continual circling of irritatingly loud mopeds and stupidly modified cars around the one way system. This is due to a lack of things to do in Par.

At night, common sights include gangs of 15-year-olds pretending to be gangsters getting drunk on a single can of Stella between them, and girls of the same age looking like shop dummies that have been spray painted orange.
Charlie: Let's go to Par!
Mate: Um, let's not. I find Par's huge amounts of inbred crack dealers and schoolboys casually vandalising cars quite a deterrant.
Charlie: Ah, that's true! Let's go to Plymouth instead.
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