by juss_peachie January 17, 2006
Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. Upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'.
by murtin November 30, 2006
The state assumed by some people for up to 15-20 hours a day. It is the opposite of being vertical and consists of sleeping, laying down, general inactivity and lack of motivation to do anything.
by Coconut Tentacle Monster December 8, 2018
by jrc1197 April 17, 2019
the desire to put an end to all hierarchies and authority - the state, capitalism, patriarchy, racism - and establish a truly free and equal society
akin to anarchism
implies that the means will suit the goal - that a horizontalist society will be achieved by means of bone idleness - a general strike and a nice few days in bed!
akin to anarchism
implies that the means will suit the goal - that a horizontalist society will be achieved by means of bone idleness - a general strike and a nice few days in bed!
She is a true radical horizontalist - she wants revolution but never does a blimmin thing about it!!!
Horizontalism is for lazy revolutionaries. The ones who can barely be bothered to be Facebook activists.
Horizontalism is for lazy revolutionaries. The ones who can barely be bothered to be Facebook activists.
by phlegmy August 6, 2011
To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.
by Wellsville Mike October 6, 2009
An insult, meaning extremely boring, almost to the degree of being asleep, like you're talking with a person that is comatose.
That guy is so horizontal, I thought my blank stare was going to get stuck on my face and I would forever be under suspicion of being a serial killer.
by WordzGuy April 3, 2011