2 definitions by Wellsville Mike

suckupability

The amount that someone can kiss ass and suck up to others.

Gee John, after talking to Sue we have realized that you have superior suckupability.

by Wellsville Mike October 1, 2008

horizontalized

To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.

After getting a migraine Kelly got horizontalized for about a day and a half.

by Wellsville Mike October 6, 2009