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horizontalism

the desire to put an end to all hierarchies and authority - the state, capitalism, patriarchy, racism - and establish a truly free and equal society

akin to anarchism

implies that the means will suit the goal - that a horizontalist society will be achieved by means of bone idleness - a general strike and a nice few days in bed!
She is a true radical horizontalist - she wants revolution but never does a blimmin thing about it!!!

Horizontalism is for lazy revolutionaries. The ones who can barely be bothered to be Facebook activists.
horizontalism by phlegmy August 6, 2011

horizontalized

To stay in a relaxed horizontal position, usually with the help of drugs and/or alcohol for a significant amount of time.
After getting a migraine Kelly got horizontalized for about a day and a half.
horizontalized by Wellsville Mike October 6, 2009

horizontalitis 

N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.
Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.

He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.
horizontalitis by CramApple1999 March 29, 2023
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026