by jrc1197 April 17, 2019
to have sex. "horizontal" as in lying down, having sex, but doesn't necessarily mean having sex when lying down.
by thenico March 9, 2009
by FREAK303 June 27, 2011
Person 1: "hey do you know how i remember the word horizontal?"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"
Person 2: "No, how?"
Person 1: "Because whores are always on their back"
by swaggafied3 December 6, 2011
by juss_peachie January 17, 2006
Usually occurs during a bout of food-poisoning or a night on the beers which can lead to severe pains and abnormalities relating to excretion. Upon going to the toilet for a dump, rather than fall vertically from your backside it will spray, or release horizontally. Called 'doing a horizontal'.
by murtin November 30, 2006
The state assumed by some people for up to 15-20 hours a day. It is the opposite of being vertical and consists of sleeping, laying down, general inactivity and lack of motivation to do anything.
by Coconut Tentacle Monster December 8, 2018