Hopf

A type of person who is a psychotic bitch, is controlling over ex boyfriends who left or cheated on their ass cause they never cared in the first place. Filled w drama. Other girls hate on them not because of envy but because of lack of looks, annoying to be seen, sound of their voice is screeching, make others lifes hell because of their existence. Completely real not fake because what you see is what you get and from the outside it aint pretty. They chase you around like a puppy dog complaining and telling you how to run your life. They send text to others to try and put out threats when usually it only calls for major humilty and some soaked pants during the heavy laughter. Usually short and animal looking like a mouse or pig in the face and occasionally figure form. Often Have creepy parents and live in small towns. Everyones life is better than theirs since they live a complete lie and anyone who socializes w them its a lie too. Id rather be a hobo on street then be a Hopf.

Life is better without "hopfs" , warning if some girl tells you their a hopf RUN LIKE THE WIND AND DONT TELL ANYONE WHERE YOUR GOING. i PROMISE THEY WILL CONTACT YOU AND ANYONE YOU KNOW SOME HOW . run!

Hopf by WorseNightmare August 13, 2011

Joesph Hopf 

Joesph Hopf is a fake teacher and fake cop, who has six friends and lost four of them. Due to the fact Hopf was given to much power. Hopf has been featured on Sponge bob ytp getting it on with a George Washington bong.

Did you see Joesph Hopf trip down the stairs at mass.

Joesph Hopf by Joe Hopf February 18, 2020

Hopfield's 9 

Hopfield's 9 - a sequence of effects/objects/events/experiments etc., which at different iterations/parameters converge to the same unpredictable/(un)satisfactory/false/correct result.

David: Hey Vlad, you also have very strange outcome in the 5th task?
Vlad: Yes!! It is some kind of Hopfield's 9. I've checked every parameter, can't possibly imagine what went wrong.

Hopfield's 9 by Dave_on_Wave May 12, 2020

Hip Hopfficer 

A local cop who attempts to act "with it" and "hip" by using street slang from 2-3 years ago.

Said cop may also try to lure you into a false sense of security so you can admit your wrong-doing by using phrases like "that's whack" and asking why "you be fronting". His insistence in using the proper form of the word "fronting" (correctly said as "frontin") may be a good warning sign that you are faced with the Hip Hopfficer.

He may occasionally get confused and use slang from his own time by referring to something as "boss" or "gnarly".

Though you may be tempted by his offer to "sit down and rap", this person is in fact not your "homey".

"Yo dawg, I hate those Hip Hopfficers thinking they all that! That shit is whack yo!"

Hip Hopfficer by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

hopfee 

n.) Related to a hootenanny, a hopfee is any gathering of heterosexual men that includes a large helping of male nudity. Performing sensitive, or feminine acts while in the nude adds to the strength of the hopfee. Turkey in the ham may be involved.

Turkeyintheham, turkeyintheham, ain't no got no turkeyintheham.

"Hey Frank! Wanna come hang with Jim and Buck for a hopfee tonight?"
"No way man, my herpes are breaking out, I'd be sad."
"That's ok!"

hopfee by Stitches McGarnigle October 8, 2008

hopfer 

A Hick that consistently drives their truck thru mud, and thinks its cool, but its the gayest thing of all time! Hopfers tend to tell the same stories over and over and they consist only of their piece of shit trucks going thru the mud.
Hopfers have the ability to turn into 6 foot birds, that explode when anger gets the best of them.
Other Characteristics of the Hopfer are as follows:

1. Flannel shirts
2. Cheap penny-pinching bastards
3. Struggles to put clothes on daily, usually getting into a fight with them
4. Says "Oh yeeeh boy" when they are excited
5. Bitch and moan when someone drinks their yoohoos
6. Have horrendous hair
7. Will make the noise sounding like "Heeeeeennnhhhhhh" when agitated

Stay away from these freaks of nature at all times, I cannot stress this point enough

Shut the hell up hopfer bird or u wont live to see ur barmitzfah

hopfer by Joe Spookski September 10, 2006

hopfo 

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hopfo by Anonymous September 4, 2003