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hooknasty 

A term usually applied to the blonde, fake n' bake orange girls who frequent frat parties and the beds of student athletes. She usually dresses for male attention: short skirt, tight shirt, thong hanging out, lots of makeup to cover up the ugly. Not all hooknasties are in sororities, but every sorostitute is a hooknasty. Often shamelessly performs the walk of shame. Is proud to talk about her sexploits and how she didn't use a condom.
Hey, go bareback that hooknasty if you want herpes!
hooknasty by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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hooknasty 

bimbo sorority girls that like to artificially tan themselves into excess and dress like slutbombs. many answer to the name Jen-Jen and enjoy drunken hook-ups with hambones that are advertised on Facebook.
A hambone and a hooknasty make a hamnasty baby. Thank god for abortion.
hooknasty by Mot Ekinaj July 20, 2006

Hooknasty 

A person of great prepiness. Hooknasties often spend time with their male congruencies, also known as hambones.
Hooknasty by Rupert Dooney April 18, 2004

Hooknasty 

Look at that girl, she's makes out with a new guy everyday." "She's hooknasty.
Hooknasty by Mewsies February 23, 2011

Hooknasty 

To be overtly tanned or bleached; to lack in quality; to be effervescent; to provide Hambones for spooning partners.

Synonyms: Fem-bone or Sorostitute
Did you encounter that Hooknasty several moments ago? If I hadn't been previously engaged in conversation with Mussolini and Stalin, I believe that I would have been distracted by the effervescent sounds escaping from her overly bleached mouth (into her cell phone). Gee, I hope she wasn't offended that I refrained from checking out her spandex-clad, bubbly arse! What a nice T and A she had!

hicknasty 

(adj.) Of or pertaining to something or someone that is completely white trash or characterized by a sleazy Southern-livin' style
John - "What is that hicknasty cloth dangling from the top of that building?"
James - "That would be the Confederate Flag."
hicknasty by NC State Psycho March 23, 2007

Hookenasty Puss Puss 

When You Eat a Hookers Pussy Out and Make a Vile Expression.
"Oh God Boy Why You Lookin so Hookenasty Puss Puss rn, COME ON LETS GO DEEPER!"