22 definitions by koalaroo

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Sorostitutes are found across the nation on most college campuses. A sorostitute is a classless, self-absorbed female with daddy's plastic. She spends copious amounts of time and money grooming herself. She usually has hair that's dyed blonde and the orange glow of a fake-n-bake tan. She can often be found in Rainbows, boat shoes, big sunglasses (Channel, but usually a cheap knock off), Northface jackets, pearl earrings, tons of makeup, and/or clothes with Greek letters on them. The majority of what she owns and wears is pink. She probably also suffers from Elle Woods syndrome.

She usually has a pink cell phone which she is constantly talking loudly into. Usually it's details of what happened the previous night, before she blacked out. On Facebook, she usually has a million friends and is featured in twice as many pictures. Many of the pictures are of her holding red cups. She is usually at college to get her MRS degree (ie: is a gold digger) and also doesn't know how to keep her thighs closed. When she's not playing drinking games at frat parties, she can usually be found congregating around the quarterback or the baseball team.

She usually drives a large, expensive SUV which her daddy lovingly paid for. The only thing that daddy can't buy her is class.
That girl won't shut up about the Chi Phi party last night. What a sorostitute!
by koalaroo February 26, 2008
When the mammary tissues of a male become pronounced, usually as a side effect of obesity. Also called man tits.

This is a medical condition called gynecomastia.
Dude, that kid has such big moobs he needs a bra!
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
A derogatory term for an obese black child that has been fed on a steady diet of Big Macs and fries since birth.
That McNigglet over there is going to die of a heart attack and diabetes before he hits 20.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.
When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.
by koalaroo May 19, 2008
1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.
1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!
by koalaroo February 27, 2008
A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.
That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
A way to describe someone who has some quality that makes them sexually irresistible, and who doesn't have some quality that would make having sex with them questionable. It's someone who you wouldn't mind having sex with right then, right there, because of some reason. You don't have to be smokin' hot to be bangable. It can be looks, or intangible qualities like personality or charisma.
He'd be bangable if he wasn't in a frat.

She'd be bangable if she didn't have herpagonosyphilaids.

I don't know why, but he's just bangable!
by koalaroo February 28, 2008

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