Holmberg's Law 

A subcategory of Murphy's Law that states: When interacting with a group of individuals, circumstances will unfold such that a sufferer of Holmberg's Law is never paired with attractive members of the opposite sex.

Steven - Man, last night there were six hot ladies and one guy, and I got paired up with the guy.

Dale - That sucks. Holmberg's Law, dude.

Holmberg's Law by Gelid May 6, 2014

Holmberging 

Loudly accusing others of doing the exact same thing you do as a distracting tactic

He really didn’t want people to focus on his own actions, so he started holmberging.

Holmberging by Fattabby June 17, 2021

homberged

The act of waiting until someone falls asleep in the prone position and then waking them up by viciously riding on their ass like a bull.

Dude did you see Matt at the party last night? He passed out piss drunk and got homberged hard!

homberged by shfiffty December 29, 2012

homberg 

The most hateful, terrible, and retarded person known to man. Denies love and positivity. Usually wears his pants too high. Not a smoker of loud or a blower of phat clouds.

Chris: "Man, that guy Aron is such a HOMBERG...."
Gage: "I totally agree, he took all of my loud."

homberg by DankFaRev February 6, 2018

holzberger 

an old middle school teacher that has a closet full of comdoms that he used on his pupils. he especially likes to look down 11-14 year old hideous females shirts. his penis is small, and he takes steroids in his unusually gargantuous anis

ahhh holzberger got me!!!!!!!!

holzberger by nuuuu6666ke September 2, 2009

Holmbergesque

Of or pertaining to Holmberging. Appearing as one who redirects attention to someone else who has similar behavior to themselves. See also "the man behind the curtain" and Shaeism.

That is some Holmbergesque shit right there.

Holmbergesque by JakHass July 6, 2021

Helmberg

Helmberg is a word for describing someone who is completely disconnected from the rest of the world and has no idea what's going on, Helm being part of the word Helmet and Berg for ice berg, the relation is they are so disconnected they could get hit by a boat like the titanic and have no clue what is going on

"Oi Jon, did you hear back from Sam?"
"Nah, that geezer hasn't got a clue bruv, absolute Helmberg"

Helmberg by BORING11223344 April 17, 2019