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an old middle school teacher that has a closet full of comdoms that he used on his pupils. he especially likes to look down 11-14 year old hideous females shirts. his penis is small, and he takes steroids in his unusually gargantuous anis
ahhh holzberger got me!!!!!!!!
by nuuuu6666ke September 02, 2009

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