1. JK is the current Duke of Hoboken. He is a self selected Big Boy. He has a history of stellar academic performance and significant athletic achievements.
2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.
3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.
4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.
5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.
6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.
2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.
3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.
4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.
5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.
6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.
by Mike Dead Mike August 19, 2011
The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging).
Ken, after a night of drinking came back to the hotel and found Steve sleeping. He then mounted the headboard of Steve's bed a gave him a full fledged Hoboken Eyepatch
by I.M.D. September 25, 2007
(noun)
1) must be performed in a standing position and is most successful if the woman is on the petite side. It is accomplished when one has his hand down the back of a chick's jeans and lifts her up with the finger that he has inserted into her ass.
1) must be performed in a standing position and is most successful if the woman is on the petite side. It is accomplished when one has his hand down the back of a chick's jeans and lifts her up with the finger that he has inserted into her ass.
SitOnMeShamrock: I gave him such a hoboken meathook he squam on me
Jay The Man Duck: what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?
Jay The Man Duck: what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?
by SitOnMeShamrock July 22, 2011
by Blue May 18, 2004
Guy 1: Dude I met this nasty vegan chick at the bar last night. We went back to ger place and she made me try a Hoboken salad.
Guy 2: Bro that's disgusting!
Guy 2: Bro that's disgusting!
by ElMitochondria March 5, 2016
The act of defecating into a condom with the intent to sexually penetrate yourself or someone else with it like a dildo.
Always looking for a new way to get her freak on, Dorothy agreed to try the Hoboken Harvey with her brother.
by Bologna_Skins February 1, 2011
Whilst two people are engaging in doggie-style sexual intercourse, the person behind vomits all over the other person's back.
by I'm a Disgusting Human Being January 5, 2010