8 definitions by Bologna_Skins
A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.
Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.
Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.
by Bologna_Skins March 5, 2011
When you actively blow air up the anus of your female partner, with the expectation of inhaling it back out of their ass while you rub her clit from behind for teh lulz.
by Bologna_Skins August 26, 2010
A sexual act with multiple partners, requiring one member to be on his/her knees to be slapped about the face and mouth repeatedly by the erect penises of the rest of the party
Tired of having to choose which penis to suck, Judy chose to just lean back on her haunches and enjoy a wicked banana session from the hobos in the alley.
by Bologna_Skins February 27, 2011
The act of defecating into a condom with the intent to sexually penetrate yourself or someone else with it like a dildo.
Always looking for a new way to get her freak on, Dorothy agreed to try the Hoboken Harvey with her brother.
by Bologna_Skins February 1, 2011
Sentient female beings whose feminism and mother instincts have grown twisted and awry, rivaling the evils of Hitler and Lex Luthor. Forever condemning anything created, uttered or thought by men, they ambulate across the planet spreading misery, self-loathing and pushing for the end of full-contact sports and action movies.
Common among the species is rampant bitchism, large asses gained from spending eternity on the couch watching Oprah and the Lifetime Network, and a learned aversion to armpit and pubic hair management. Extreme cases also include neglect of the leg hair and mustache.
Common among the species is rampant bitchism, large asses gained from spending eternity on the couch watching Oprah and the Lifetime Network, and a learned aversion to armpit and pubic hair management. Extreme cases also include neglect of the leg hair and mustache.
Jay walked into bed Bath & Beyond while wearing a shirt depicting the act of a man receiving a blumpkin.
He was torn to pieces and eaten by a flock of Estrogenasauri that was in store to take advantage of Black Friday sales.
(pl. Estrogenasauruses or Estrogenasauri)
He was torn to pieces and eaten by a flock of Estrogenasauri that was in store to take advantage of Black Friday sales.
(pl. Estrogenasauruses or Estrogenasauri)
by Bologna_Skins November 21, 2011
A suggestion of a cyst or tumor growing on the brain that causes symptoms of retardation or Down Syndrome.
by Bologna_Skins April 22, 2011
When dropping a deuce, taking a dump, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc...the fecal deposit after flushing leaves an artistic swirl of streaks and smudges behind in the bowl resembling sections of marble.
by Bologna_Skins March 12, 2010