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Hitchens Rule

A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.
A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.
Hitchens Rule by neoblaque December 19, 2011

Hitchens Picnic 

A name for anything disappointing, especially (rather disappointing) anal sex. The term is taken from Christopher Hitchens’ oft repeated witticism that the three most overrated things in the world are lobsters, picnics, and anal sex.
While Phinneas had been excited to explore new sexual territory with his new and rather adventurous lover, what had once been an alluring almost taboo activity end up being a rather tight and uncomfortable Hitchens Picnic.

Christopher Hitchens 

An English-born, American journalist who is probably the most badass of the atheist dream-team (Dawkins, Hitchens, Sagan, Dennet, and Harris). He is a well-known author who writes books like "god Is Not Great" and "The Portable Atheist: Essential Reading for the Non-Believer." He is known for his merciless wit and intellectual finesse that allows him to dominate his religious opponents in a debate. His comebacks have been named Hitchslaps.

Christopher Hitchens has been diagnosed with oesophageal cancer and is currently (3/27/2011) in stage four of the cancer. Despite this, he is still up and fighting, continuing to debate those who are stupid enough to challenge him.
We're all rooting for you Mr Hitchens!
Dude, did you see Christopher Hitchens on FOX?
Ya man, he DESTROYED Hannity.

Bitches Before Hitches

When your girlfriends win out over your spouse. Holla!
Listen, hubby, I may have said "I do", but she's my bo. She's right, you're wrong and I got her back. Bitches before hitches, aight? Now step off!
Bitches Before Hitches by hyoung23 February 27, 2011

Dirty Hichens 

When a male is having sex with a girl in missionary position and is about to pull out and ejaculate on her face, he instead points his penis up and shoots it in his own mouth.
Man i am really regretting that Dirty Hichens last night it tasted like shit!
Dirty Hichens by Trendy Libtard October 26, 2020

Hutchens 

These are some of the kindest sweetest people you’ll ever meet. They’ll try their hardest to make you feel welcome. They’re extremely breath taking and beautiful in every way. Even their flaws will seem so desirable to you. Everything they do will be done for a reason, and no matter where you go you can always count on them to be there by your side.
“Hutchens are so breath taking it’s incredible
Hutchens by Cody11<3 January 17, 2018