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Hipstagram

Noun - when someone posts an photo on Instagram that is of a hipstery-nature. It could be a picture of his/her meal, or perhaps an artistic selfie with an obscure filter.
Becky: Oh my gosh did you see Suzy's latest hipstagram post?

Gina: Yeah, and like how many times do you need to see a salad before they're all the same?

Becky: At least she didn't use #thisgirl or #foodporn

Gina: Oh, no wait, she did. What a hipstagrammer.
Hipstagram by snaebjornn January 21, 2014

hipstography 

A form of photography commonly taken up by hipsters. Using noticeably fake filters, cheap film cameras, or in most cases instagram. They can occasionally have a quote plastered upon the image as well to add extra "emotion."
Person 1: Hey have you seen Doug?
Person 2: Nah, hes been too busy posting hipstography on tumblr.
hipstography by Phony August 24, 2012

Hipstographer 

A person of the hipster persuasion who takes up photography as a hobby to express his deep seeded hipster need to to be hip. Said hipstographer fancies him/herself an artiste, but is in fact two steps below an under-paid stock photographer.

This is debatably the most offensive of all photo-hobbyist types.

Antonyms: photographer, artist, creative person.
Synonyms: kid-in-Williamsburg-with-a-Holga-who-wears-really-tight-pants.

Alternatively: One who documents the hipster scene, takes Polariod (especially type 55) portraits of his hipster friends. Under this definition the hipstographer need not be a hipster himself.
Larry: Hey, check out my sweet new photos! I just got some 120 film back from the lab! I think I've found my calling!
Mo: Dude, you just bought that Holga last week at B&H. You're such a hipstographer.

Carl: The economy's such shit right now, I'm heading out to Williamsburg for a shoot, doing some TFP.
Roger: Since when did you become a hipstographer?
Hipstographer by Roflmfaololgtfo February 10, 2010

histagram 

a historic event represented as an instagram
lincoln took a selfie in that histagram before going to the theater.
histagram by histagrams November 26, 2013

httpstagram 

A funny (sometimes not) Twitter account. It is a funny, sassy and really cool fanaccount for Miley Cyrus, Lana Del Rey, 5 Seconds of Summer, Leonardo Dicaprio, One Direction, The Janoskians etc. She has over 20,000 followers and spends her time trying to get other a follow from their faves. She can be very sassy and slightly mean but actually kinda nice and quite sweet. Her followers describe her as "sweet and sassy" and she describes herself as "a misantrophist with wifi". Her followers described her humor as "as funny as Beau" (Beau Brooks from the Janoskians that is considered as not funny at all). She actually tweeted once that she doesn't hate people becase you have to care to hate. She also runs multiple (5) Tumblr-blogs with each over 13,000 followers. Most of her posts are intended to make the reader feel better about theirselves. She slays herself and makes jokes about herself and the things the does. Also she's very supportive. She'll try everything to make anyone feel better. She only posted one selfie ever (on Twitter and Tumblr) and deleted it after 2 hours. On Twitter it got over 370 favorites and on Tumblr over 2,000 reblogs and over 4,000 likes. Also if you're not even in a fandom, all her stories are hilarious. She's always there for anyone who needs her; especially if you're going through a rough time. She often Tweets about boobs. I personally like her very much.
"Httpstagram is my fave Twitter account, she's really nice and funny
"If httpstagram had a fandom I'd be the only one in it"
"Httpstagram once texted me!!1!1!"

Histogram Hair

A person who hair is messy from doing to many histograms.
(Student A) Damn dude your hair is whack.
(Student B) Ya, I was trying to finish up drawing those histogram graphs
(Student A) Ahhh, Histogram Hair
Histogram Hair by Sir Grego November 24, 2009