A town in Oregon that everybody else hates due to the locals hatred of outsiders and belief that they are the best. While Heppner prides itself on being the county seat of Morrow County, it is really just full of redneck right wing isolationist Hicks still pissed at the rest of the state over electing a female governor who actually cares about the environment.

Person: Did you hear about the Heppner flood of 1903?
Other Person: Yeah...I wish there could be another flood like that in Heppner.
Person: True.

Heppner by Bend Boy November 16, 2019

Related Words

Heppner • happner • Brady Hepner • Raynee Hoeppner • Savannah Heppler • (to) hepner • Mr. Hoeppner • Herp-nerding

Mr. Hoeppner

A very amazing person, took us out for kickball everyday instead of doing school work. He had a baby with someone and everyday we shouted it proud at people walking down the street. We will forever miss Mr. H who now died in our hearts and works at a different school. RIP Mr.H (for the best)

Mr. Hoeppner is the bestest beast in the licking universe
(Mr. H means very well person)

Mr. Hoeppner by MyGamingReality December 17, 2018

happner

State of being in which one is utterly filled with happiness or bliss, derived from Biblical reference, meaning "the light in ones soul"

Her love makes me so happner.

happner by Dr. retard March 17, 2010

Brady Hepner

Brady Hepner, Actor, guitar player, and model . He deserves all the love his fans give him and is the best person I’ve ever seen. He has a lot of friends and goes live on instagram with Tristan and Braxton most of the time. He’s a really nice and sweet person and is amazing towards his fans.

Brady Hepner : Omg! Did you see “Brady hepner” ealier he’s such a wonderful person!

Brady Hepner by <33 ilysm September 26, 2022

Raynee Hoeppner

Best girlfriend on the planet.

"I'm so mad I can't keep a boyfriend like Raynee Hoeppner!"

Raynee Hoeppner by they_Luv Coleand elkansca May 22, 2023

(to) hepner

Used to replace (to) happen.
Irregular verb.
Present Form: hepner
Simple Past: hepnered
Past Participle: hepnerred
Sounds better when it is used together with "it" like in the third, fourth and fifth example.

In the following examples, (to) hepner replaces (to) happen.

1) No matter what shit hepners,
we will always do the same thing:

The exchange of the disc drive(s)

2) Don't forget to sort the cables, otherwise shit can hepner.

3) What hepners, it hepners, shit hepners.

4) You know that it will hepner.

5) "Hepner it will." - Yoda, from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

(to) hepner by YouGotHepnerred January 18, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026