Heppner 

Large weiner

Girl 1: That guys got a heppner

Girl 2: I know! i got with him last night

Girl 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH me to!

Heppner by thisguy12344 July 29, 2010

Heppner 

A town in Oregon that everybody else hates due to the locals hatred of outsiders and belief that they are the best. While Heppner prides itself on being the county seat of Morrow County, it is really just full of redneck right wing isolationist Hicks still pissed at the rest of the state over electing a female governor who actually cares about the environment.

Person: Did you hear about the Heppner flood of 1903?
Other Person: Yeah...I wish there could be another flood like that in Heppner.
Person: True.

Heppner by Bend Boy November 16, 2019

Mr. Hoeppner 

A very amazing person, took us out for kickball everyday instead of doing school work. He had a baby with someone and everyday we shouted it proud at people walking down the street. We will forever miss Mr. H who now died in our hearts and works at a different school. RIP Mr.H (for the best)

Mr. Hoeppner is the bestest beast in the licking universe
(Mr. H means very well person)

Mr. Hoeppner by MyGamingReality December 17, 2018

happner 

State of being in which one is utterly filled with happiness or bliss, derived from Biblical reference, meaning "the light in ones soul"

Her love makes me so happner.

happner by Dr. retard March 17, 2010

Brady Hepner 

Brady Hepner, Actor, guitar player, and model . He deserves all the love his fans give him and is the best person I’ve ever seen. He has a lot of friends and goes live on instagram with Tristan and Braxton most of the time. He’s a really nice and sweet person and is amazing towards his fans.

Brady Hepner : Omg! Did you see “Brady hepner” ealier he’s such a wonderful person!

Brady Hepner by <33 ilysm September 26, 2022

Raynee Hoeppner 

Best girlfriend on the planet.

"I'm so mad I can't keep a boyfriend like Raynee Hoeppner!"

Raynee Hoeppner by they_Luv Coleand elkansca May 22, 2023

(to) hepner 

Used to replace (to) happen.
Irregular verb.
Present Form: hepner
Simple Past: hepnered
Past Participle: hepnerred
Sounds better when it is used together with "it" like in the third, fourth and fifth example.

In the following examples, (to) hepner replaces (to) happen.

1) No matter what shit hepners,
we will always do the same thing:

The exchange of the disc drive(s)

2) Don't forget to sort the cables, otherwise shit can hepner.

3) What hepners, it hepners, shit hepners.

4) You know that it will hepner.

5) "Hepner it will." - Yoda, from Star Wars: The Last Jedi

(to) hepner by YouGotHepnerred January 18, 2018