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1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason. 1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed. |
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An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot. Aiiiiieee !!! The little man is back. He screamed at me for sneezing while I was taking a dump.
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Slang for someone who is tailgating you in a very annoying fashion. Man! I wish that hemorrhoid would get off my ass and go around me!
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An itching of the bum or painful mass of diolated veins in swollen butthole tissue. Blood or mucus is most likely discharged That fatty fatty boom batty over there has hemorrhoids and is bleeding out of his anus and he wants you to touch it!!
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80% of the US population is likely to experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. It's pretty damn painful.
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a varicose condition of the external or internal rectal veins causing painful swellings at the anus. Syn: piles. Origin G. haimorrhois, pl. haimorrhoides, veins likely to bleed, fr. haima, blood, + rhoia, a flow "a pain in the ass"---OR my ex-wife I need to go buy some more Preparation-H, my hemorrhoid wants more alamony
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a synonym for anus boils That guys has a serious case of hemorrhoids! I'm talking those anus boils were falling out of his ass all over the place!
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