by Clemsonby99 February 21, 2022
The act of ejaculating so many times after your baby is born that your sperm turns red and your baby is now the spawn of Satan
"Hey Johnny bear how was your sleep"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
"I had no sleep I was in Post-Birth hemorrhoids"
"Lmao ratio+L"
by Intellectual_illiteracy December 31, 2022
To be ferociously ridiculed with fiery red hatred insults from thine accusers or enemies. Usually or commonly referred to as "One's Haters" It is rarely with reason nor in good taste that these non sensical babblers utter such verbal hemorrhoids from there mouths.
Bro #1: "Yo my Nigga; last night at yo crib, Luhfawnduh was getting hella 'Hemorrhoidal as fuck' at dat new gurl Fuhlecia!"
Bro #2: Dayumnn!! Dat Bitch hella outta pocket tho."
Bro #2: Dayumnn!! Dat Bitch hella outta pocket tho."
by "El Sánchez Sucio" August 4, 2023
by Sadnuggetofchicken March 21, 2022
When one suffers from an intestinal pinworm infection and has hemorrhoids at the same, the tiny rectal parasites are referred to as hemorrhoid maggots. They’re white in color and less than a half-inch long. Pinworm infections are also known as enterobiasis or oxyuriasis.
by michelleutta November 6, 2020