11 definitions by Ebullient Gideon
Jack: I just can't go through with the wedding tomorrow. Gotta call it off.
Bill: Uh, oh, here comes debride.
Bill: Uh, oh, here comes debride.
by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011
Though she was the smallest of the group of women, her beauty and style made her the most noticeable. A true pixie.
by Ebullient Gideon June 27, 2011
Jack: Why did you break up with Susan?
Jim: She's the type of woman who grows on you then becomes a real pain in the ass.
Jack: Ah, a hemorrhoid.
Jim: She's the type of woman who grows on you then becomes a real pain in the ass.
Jack: Ah, a hemorrhoid.
by Ebullient Gideon June 30, 2011
Country X claims it's a republic, but it's really a theofascist state where religious leaders can trump elected officials.
by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011
Jackie: You know that I guy I've talking to on that Internet dating site? Well, we're actually going to meet this Friday.
Linda: So, you finally screwed up enough courage for an on site audit.
Linda: So, you finally screwed up enough courage for an on site audit.
by Ebullient Gideon July 21, 2011
by Ebullient Gideon October 17, 2011
When a man or woman is so needy for a relationship he/she will believe just about any bullshit to convince themselves they've found Mr/Ms Right.
Bill: See that woman at the end of the bar?
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.
Bob: Yeah.
Bill: She is so desparate to have a boyfriend that you can easily bullshit your way into her panties. Go talk to her, she's shovel ready.
by Ebullient Gideon June 27, 2011