The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.
by seans November 7, 2007
by Breyez13 August 11, 2017
A condition where you have a lot of farts built up, but when you go to fart, it's really hard to make it come out, because everything is dry down there, and you have to push and it feels like a bubble on your butthole.
by indieguru October 17, 2008
A topical balm or cream applied to hemorroids. This comes in a tub, barrel, or convienent push pop anal applicator.
Hal hadn't been able to sit right for a week, until his proctologist prescribed him industrial strength Korean Black Market hemorrhoid butter.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004
When you're having anal sex and popping a hemorrhoid of the receiver--this leads a bloody imprint shaped like a heart on the giver.
Frank was butt-fucking Harry up his anus when Frank popped Harry's huge hemorrhoid, leaving behind a hemorrhoid heart on Frank's love-sack and space shuttle.
by shitabrick December 23, 2009
The worst hemorrhoids you could imagine. it never goes away and haunts your dreams, being that you cant even get to sleep. Have fun with your blood butt
by Big Daddy Requis February 13, 2017
by Luster2411 January 14, 2014