by Ausstralian October 27, 2007
by leftykittykat March 26, 2012
1. A condition that causes bleeding from your rear end.
2. An insult used to describe a person who is about as irritating as the anal condition.
2. An insult used to describe a person who is about as irritating as the anal condition.
by Senpaiwaifu July 9, 2019
An irate little man that pops out of your butthole and screams at you to stop grunting and wiping your ass so hard. He also punishes you for eating Mcdonalds everyday and drinking a case of beer every night.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.
But since most people get them it's probably just from having an enormous network of pulsating veins at the end of your poopshoot.
by Poster Nutbag June 6, 2003
80% of the US population is likely to experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. It's pretty damn painful.
by Darius Janeway April 18, 2003
An itching of the bum or painful mass of diolated veins in swollen butthole tissue. Blood or mucus is most likely discharged
That fatty fatty boom batty over there has hemorrhoids and is bleeding out of his anus and he wants you to touch it!!
by alisha November 30, 2002
hem-roydz
a varicose condition of the external or internal rectal veins causing painful swellings at the anus. Syn: piles.
Origin
G. haimorrhois, pl. haimorrhoides, veins likely to bleed, fr. haima, blood, + rhoia, a flow
"a pain in the ass"---OR my ex-wife
a varicose condition of the external or internal rectal veins causing painful swellings at the anus. Syn: piles.
Origin
G. haimorrhois, pl. haimorrhoides, veins likely to bleed, fr. haima, blood, + rhoia, a flow
"a pain in the ass"---OR my ex-wife
by buck_futter_jr June 20, 2003