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An insulting or derogatory name to call a hipster.
I went down to Williamsburg to visit my grandmother at the synagogue, but all these dumbass hepstards were in my way eating pork like a bunch of tards. No respect.
hepstard by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
A helstad is the fittest guy you will ever know, his directions are clear and he obviously knows how to lead football derby.
Helstad was able to do 10 push-ups in two seconds
helstad by Posh white May 25, 2021

Helltard 

A person whose place is reserved in hell and also a retard
Jack is a fucking helltard!
A callous person who enjoys causing trouble and hard times for living creatures and has no emotion for kindness and caring and will soon suffer forever, with no hope.
Maury the guy who yells at his wife and kids all the time just had a heart attack and is a great candidate for being the next hellstar.
hellstar by Nice enough August 12, 2023
This word is a coalition of words, the first one being the 'tard' from the end of retard. The 'helm' comes from the word helmet which can mean a man or hermaphrodites bellend. Therefore by calling someone a helmtard you are calling them a retarded bellend.
"You are sucha bloody helmtard!"
Helmtard by Übersetzen November 1, 2012
If you got called Helsta, this means you are good at sucking cock. You get 20 different taste of semen in your mouth in just one night.
you are Helsta, how u gonna say you are clean when u munch 50 day by day.
Helsta by B to da R I A N December 18, 2007