Hamsturbate

When you use a hamster for dirty deeds. Usually will end with the hamster dying.

Bob: I got a new hamster!
Sam: Then let me hamsturbate with it.
Bob: But you'll kill it!
Sam: It's okay...*snatches hamster*

*a couple minutes later*

Bob: MY GOD!!

by Paulton January 06, 2008

Hamsturbating

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.

No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.

by KrisJoy August 18, 2010