Hamburger Hips 

Someone who stole all of the Hamburglar's hamburgers and because of this now has some extra weight on their hips (and mostly likely everywhere else).

Oh Tom used to be skinny but now he has some big 'ole hamburger hips.

Hamburger Hips by The Hamburglar's Accomplice July 9, 2011

Hamburger Hipster 

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.

"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster

Hamburger Hipster by Krallgren April 30, 2017