Noun: A person who is obsessed with Hamilton: An American Musical
Warning: This is no ordinary obsession. Side effects include bursting out into song whenever someone unknowingly makes a Hamilton reference, bursting into
tears in public because "It's Quiet Uptown" came up on shuffle, and being unable to count to
nine in
French without sobbing by the time you get to seven, to name a few.
Person: Ugh, he's so annoying, he's constantly
Hamilfan: CONFUSING, CONFOUNDING THE
BRITISH HENCHMEN
Another Hamilfan: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR
AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!
Hamilfan:
LAFAYETTE!
Person: I'm going to leave now, this is going to take a while (sighs)