Noun: A person who is
obsessed with Hamilton: An American Musical
Warning: This is no ordinary
obsession. Side effects include bursting out into song whenever someone unknowingly makes a Hamilton
reference, bursting into tears in public because "It's Quiet Uptown" came up on shuffle, and being unable to count to nine in French without sobbing by the time you get to seven, to name a few.
Person: Ugh, he's so annoying, he's constantly
Hamilfan: CONFUSING, CONFOUNDING
THE BRITISH HENCHMEN
Another Hamilfan: EVERYONE
GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S
FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!
Hamilfan: LAFAYETTE!
Person: I'm going to leave now, this is going to take a while (sighs)