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Handicap I'd Like to Fuck
"Check out the HILF in the wheelchair. She'd Hot!"
by Turd Furgeson February 11, 2005
Hindu I'd Like to Fuck
M.I.A. is one big HILF
by Dot Goddard February 23, 2009
HILF Hair I'd Like To Fuck
Hey I just saw this customer the other day, and oh man she was a major hilf.
Hilf? What is that? Hair I'd Like to Fuck.
Her hair was so long, and it looked so silky. so that is why I called her a hilf
by hairy carey November 30, 2012
"Hobbit I'd Like To Fuck" see milf
Man, Frodo's mom is one hot H.I.L.F.
by SamR December 17, 2003
Hipster I'd Like to Fuck
"Check out that HILF reading Vonnegut. I'd like to see those tight pants on my bedroom floor."
People give hipsters a hard time for being self-absorbed assholes, but you have to admit that some of them are extremely fuckable.
by elliott123 September 17, 2009
Hebrew I'd Like to Fuck
Dude, I worked out at the J and was up to my ass in HILF!
by Fugster1 November 25, 2009
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