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the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.
a friend and I experienced a gumping session with a dear old relative
by bill boob August 12, 2006
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Inserting one's self into footage or frames from a film.
Holding hands with Edward Norton at the end of fight club or gumping yourself to be pulling the blaster on both Greedo AND Han
by office zomboy June 26, 2010
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Solitary past-time or activity of walking/jogging aimlessly in pursuit of one's destiny or future.
I don't feel like getting drunk again, I'm going gumping instead.
by 3mothers February 03, 2010
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The act of two men bumping or rubbing their exposed or bare gut and or belly.
Guy and Jeromy were caught gumping in the closet after their seven minutes of heaven had long expired.
by Leche Mas May 12, 2011
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The action of running/jogging while (a.) not wearing proper running gear (e.g. Forrest Gump) and (b.) displaying poor running form and/or athleticism
Trying to avoid the sudden hailstorm, Chris resorted to gumping to the nearest shelter.
by FalconEye September 13, 2011
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Pre-maturely blowing your load, like Forrest did with Jenny.
Mark gumps every time he gets a lap dance.
by John Bukkake March 27, 2005
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When a firefighter chooses not to bath for 24 to 48 hours, particularly after running a fire
I am sooo tired after than 2 alarm, I can't even shower right now. I'm Gumping it.
Nooo! Don't Gump it dude, that's disgusting.
by gumpysnasty September 15, 2016
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