Growping 

When you are groping (or imagining groping) some skank and you start to pop a woody.

Look at Matt Wilson growping that chick on the other side of the room with his one eye.

Growping by CaptainPussyBeard May 12, 2011

the fastest growing army

Greg, the fastest growing army on YouTube and the world, is lead by none other than Danny Gonzalez. Also, don't look this up again, this is the ONLY TIME.

Person 1: Hey, are you a part of Greg, the fastest growing army of all?

Person 2: Hell yeah! Of course.

the fastest growing army by gamer_124 December 29, 2018

fastest growing army on youtube 

did you mean: greg

Me: what is the fastest growing army on youtube?
Google: did you mean: greg

fastest growing army on youtube by emthenarwhal1 April 22, 2019

The Fastest Growing Army On YouTube 

Greg (Danny Gonzalez fan base)

Greg is widely known for being the fastest growing army on not just YouTube, but on the whole internet.

The fastest growing army on YouTube is Greg

The Fastest Growing Army On YouTube by Truly Greg Forever June 17, 2021

fastest growing army 

did you mean greg

greg is the fastest growing army

fastest growing army by yoashaly June 3, 2019

Fastest growing army on the internet 

Greg. Clearly the best army to be conceived. Brilliantly named for a strong army. Logang and Jake paulers shake when they hear this name. Greg has recently made an alliance with the little stinkers. The genius leader Danny also insists you not to look up the fastest growing army on the internet.

Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet, don’t look that up.

Fastest growing army on the internet by GregoryGonzales February 8, 2020

Growing mushrooms 

Used mostly in anime and manga, the term growing mushrooms refers to when a character has become immensely depressed or saddened. The character is often shown to literally grow mushrooms on their body, signifying that their soul is, for the time being, in a dark and dank place. (Mostly occurs with more dramatic and over the top characters who can't stop crying every 2 seconds 😒)

Senpai: (crying because the girl of his dreams thinks he's dramatic and egocentric)
Girl: "Senpai, quit growing mushrooms around me; the smell is absolutely noxious!"

Growing mushrooms by zoy70 June 3, 2018