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grouching 

Making beautiful, nasty, full eye-contact love in, around, or up against a dumpster, usually with a hooker from Craigslist and at your best friend's wedding.
Da'Ron returned to the ceremony with his date after grouching in the alleyway, disheveled, wearing only men's stars and stripes bikini underwear. "America, fuck yea" - garbage truck beeping could be heard in the distance.
grouching by grouching4life September 2, 2019

Gooching 

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.
Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.
Gooching by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012

Grogchino 

The nickname of a person who is dirty.
sebastian: jorge never showers.
jordan: i know bro, he a grogchino.
Grogchino by el frisky October 9, 2021

Gooching 

The act of making contact between your gooch (the skin between your balls or scrange and your ass) and the head of a helpless victim. An aggressive attack.
He is tying his shoe lace- gooch him!. Get gooching lads.
Gooching by Ibrihima June 16, 2010

grouching 

An act of vandalism. The perpetrator, while hanging out of the window of a Sedan, grabs a garbage bag placed on the side of the road for pick-up and drags it down the street until the bag breaks scattering the thrash.

Caution: act may cause extreme moments of euphoria.
"Stubbie and the gang went out grouching the evening before, trash was scattered all up and down Mott Park."
grouching by OleE September 21, 2008

gooching so hard 

An expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones penis effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party's beer pong shot.
"i'm gooching so hard right now", said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his penis retracted into his body cavity.
gooching so hard by sean henny September 6, 2010