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keith griffis 

The greatest man to ever exist on planet earth. The recreation of god himself
“Is that Keith Griffis? “
Yes sir it is”
keith griffis by uwutime October 19, 2019

Sam Griffin 

To walk around in your skin tight medium festival foods work shirt and flex your 24.5” pythons on those corn-fed hoes (Amanda Brown).
Sam Griffin reps 3 plates on the bench more times than a democrat can blame trump on an issue in 2 minutes

Bradley Griffin-Salt 

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.
<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!

Stewie Griffin

Stewie Griffin is a smart baby that is in Family Guy a hilarious show. He does have a football shaped head though. I love it when he says

" What the deuce??!!"
Stewie Griffin is damn smart for his age

Peter Griffin 

Person 1: have you ever heard of Peter griffin

Person 2: ya he is a very funny man
Peter Griffin by Böì October 22, 2020