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Green Jesus 

A form of currency. e.g. dollars, euro, franc, peso, pound, shilling, yen
1. I used some of the Green Jesus to buy some nachos.

2. After winning the lottery, I used the Green Jesus at a strip club to purchase a fine looking lady.

3. Ben Dover wanted to go to the bar, but he didn't have any of the Green Jesus to buy beer.
Green Jesus by Rock Alexander April 19, 2009

Green Jesus 

Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...
'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'
Green Jesus by otismakesmusic March 10, 2023

GreenJesus

Bad ass skunk weed grown by TokerX or his students
GreenJesus by TokerX August 25, 2003