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1.
A form of currency. e.g. dollars, euro, franc, peso, pound, shilling, yen
1. I used some of the Green Jesus to buy some nachos.

2. After winning the lottery, I used the Green Jesus at a strip club to purchase a fine looking lady.

3. Ben Dover wanted to go to the bar, but he didn't have any of the Green Jesus to buy beer.
by Rock Alexander April 19, 2009
 
2.
Bad ass skunk weed grown by TokerX or his students
GreenJesus will really kick your ass.
by TokerX August 25, 2003