GreenJesus

Bad ass skunk weed grown by TokerX or his students

GreenJesus will really kick your ass.

GreenJesus by TokerX August 25, 2003

Green Jesus 

This is Thrall's actual identity

"Oh thank green Jesus!"

Green Jesus by RinAteYourCheeseSticks July 8, 2018

Greenness 

A Word To Use When You Think Something Is Better Than Awsome.

Steve: Did You Like That New Movie Joe?

Joe: Yea Steve, That Movie Was Greenness!

Greenness by Kargoth March 4, 2009

Mr. Greenjeans 

A person who deals marijuana. As referenced by Jack Black in the movie "Bongwater".

I need to go see Mr. Greenjeans cuz I'm going to Coachella this weekend.

Mr. Greenjeans by mark schindler March 24, 2006

greenless 

Broke. No money.

Dude: "I heard Steve got a sweet job and is making a ton of cash now."

Guy: "Nah, man. He's greenless.

greenless by Batman Jones June 23, 2009

greenless 

Someone who currently does not have any marijuana.

"Bro, let's blaze."

"Dude I cant', I'm greenless."

"Noo! Pick up then!!!"

greenless by amz123 April 26, 2010

Green Jesus 

A form of currency. e.g. dollars, euro, franc, peso, pound, shilling, yen

1. I used some of the Green Jesus to buy some nachos.

2. After winning the lottery, I used the Green Jesus at a strip club to purchase a fine looking lady.

3. Ben Dover wanted to go to the bar, but he didn't have any of the Green Jesus to buy beer.

Green Jesus by Rock Alexander April 19, 2009