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Jake Gottesman 

The speed of a cheetah.

The strength of a silverback gorilla.

The passion of a French poet.

The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.

The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.
Jake Gottesman literally left me speechless last night.
Jake Gottesman by anonymous February 24, 2022

goatseman 

God of Goatse, or main deity of Goatseism.
Goatseman is my god.
goatseman by orf October 27, 2002

gontermaniac 

One who is a fan of David Gonterman, in either a humorous or legitimate way.
"I love Davey-kins! I'm the #1 GONTERMANIAC!"
"Gonterman is goddamned insane, and the horrid quality of his work is so bad, it doubles over into good. I think that makes me a gontermaniac."

Goetemann 

Anyone who is fuckin awesome at life and macks like its his job on girls and life. Also anyone with an extremely large penis aka a tripod.
Damn that kid is such a Goetemann just mackin on the bitties.

I wanna get girls like that Goetemann.
Goetemann by FamGuy January 26, 2010

gooterman file 

The file to end all files.
"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."
gooterman file by HAGN December 14, 2009
Gutterman:
A human who looks like they have just woke up from sleeping outside all night in a gutter, basically a tramp.
Person 1: ew look at that man, looks like a proper tramp
Person 2: I see what you mean, what a gutterman
gutterman by Gutterman2k12 August 30, 2012