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someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who does not believe in the efficiency of modern travel technology such as planes or high-speed trains.
Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his goatsman, whom his mother recently married, for advice on the best method of travel. The embittered goatsman remarked he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.
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A term for someone's mother's new husband; a stepfather; particularly a stepfather who rejects the efficiency of modern transportation forms, such as planes or high-speed trains.
Before returning for winter break, Jimmy consulted his "goatsman," whom Jimmy's mother recently married, for advice on the fastest way home. The embittered "goatsman" said he'd rather ride a salt lick than a plane.
by Ryan Krisac August 08, 2006

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